On Islam and Arabs
        "Let's see exactly why it isn't the case that Islam is a worthless, dangerous Satanic religion? Where's the proof to the contrary"? (04/24/2004)
        "Islam is like a virus ― it affects the mind ― maybe even better as an analogy ― it is a cancer that destroys the body it infects...  No doctor would hesitate to eliminate cancer cells from the body".  (11/26/02)
        "Islam is a peaceful religion as long as the women are beaten, the boys buggered, and the infidels killed".  (11/22/2002)
        "How's this as an analogy ― the Koran is simply the "software" for producing deviant cancer cell political behavior and violence in human beings".  (02/15/2002)
        "Think the liberal press will ever let out that these 2 were lovers ― typical Islamic boy-buggering ― older man, younger man ― black Muslims? I doubt it.  Not a pretty picture, but one certain to be hidden by PC media".  (11/08/2002)
        "Isn't the Democratic Party the official Sodomizer Protection Association of America ― oh, I forgot, it was just an accident that Clintoon's first act in office was to promote "gays in the military." Ragheads are Boy-Bumpers as clearly as they are Women-Haters ― it all goes together".  (11/18/2001)

On Senator John Kerry
        "First let's undermine the US in Vietnam.  Then we can go for gay marriage.  When you get to be Pres.  JFK-lite, there will be no end to how much of America we can destroy".  (05/17/2004)
        "Just don't let anybody put a tablet with the Ten Commandments in front of the school where that girl wants to wear a Muslim scarf ― OH, No -― then the RATS would complain.  Anti-Christian, Anti-American ― just like their Presidential Candidate ― Jean Francois Kerrie".  (03/31/2004)
        "After he married TerRAHsa, didn't John Kerry begin practicing Judiasm? He also has paternal gradparents that were Jewish.  What religion is John Kerry"? (03/04/2004)
        "Kerry offers a clear choice.  Anti-American hatred".  (02/08/2004)
        "John F*ing Commie Kerry and Commie Ted [Kennedy] discuss their plan to hand America over to our nation's enemies".  (02/04/2004)

On former President Bill Clinton
        " When is this guy going to admit he's simply an anti-American communist? Won't he and his leftist wife simply go away???? Enough already".  (02/24/2002)
        "Hey, Bill, didn't you steal enough when you had the chance"? (02/15/2002)
        "Clinton doesn't get it.  Afganistan, and other Moslim countries, are not poor because they lack money.  The culture itself is anti-modern.  But then, maybe Slick did get it and he just wants to create another bork barrel from which he and his wife can draw slop".  (02/15/2002)
        "Clinton was more interested in gays in the military than going after OBL.  Clinton had Janet Rhino pushing the FBI to deport a child to Castro's nondemocratic Cuba, not searching out OBL sleepers in the USA.  Clinton was too busy getting BJs in the Oval Office to do more than Wag the Dog after the Cole was hit".  (05/16/2002)

On Senator Hillary Clinton
        "HELL-ary loves the Arabs so much (kiss, kiss Mrs. Arab*RAT) ― wonder how she would look in a Burkha"? (05/21/2002)
        "Mullah Ali'Gore-ah is very proud of his new Bin Laden beard and he hopes others in the Democratic Party will follow his lead.  Hell-ary is disappointed she cannot grow a beard, but her press secretary reminds us she can still enroll in flight school".  (01/07/02)
        "Let the FAT HOG run!!! [regarding a possible presidential bid] (08/30/2003)
        "Hellary should resign and go away.  What ever happened to the people she ran over with her car at Westchester Airport? Can't anybody sue this b*tch"? (11/17/2002)
        "Anybody ask why HELLary couldn't keep BJ Bill satisfied? Not lesbo or anything, is she"? (06/08/2003)

On Chelsea Clinton
        "According to Talk Magazine, Chubby Chelsea had a very great adventure on 9/11 in NYC and Hell-ary had the details wrong ― oh, it was terrible".  (12/07/2001)
        "Did the Journalist see Chubbie Chelsea among the wives.  Little Katie Communist [Katie Couric] on the NBC Today show interviewed Hillary this morning and mom is worried sick about Chelsea.  She was last seen in Kandahar at a Starbucks.  But now, as Little Katie Communist sighed, "Who Knows?" Even British disinformation planted reports such as this grocery crap will be useful.  Anyone with information about Chubbie Chelsea's whereabouts should post it now.  Mom wants to know her daughter is out of harms way.  Mom also wants to be at the center of the story".  (11/29/2001)
        "But the real question is: Where is Chubbie Chelsea? Is she in Kabul in danger, looking for a Starbucks? Waldo wants to know.  Please, Little Katie Communist, Help us find Chelsea.  The situation may be urgent".  (11/29/2001)
        "Hillary says Chelsea is missing and Janet Rhino doesn't know where she is"? (11/28/2001)

On former Vice President Al Gore
        "Gore isn't available for television.  He is growing his regulation length Bin Laden beard.  Mullah Ali'Gore-ah, as he now wishes to be called, is focused on his new career as a pilot.  "Want to fly like bird," he says after his stint as a professor at Columbia.  "No need to learn take-off or landing, just soar like bird and look at buildings." As to Florida, Mulllah Gore-ah says, "No big buildings," dismissing the importance of the state to his future plans." (12/15/2001)

On the Media
        "Time to FREEP Chris Matthews of MSNBC.  MSNBC is beginning to stand for "More Sh*t, Nothing But Communism." (05/16/2002)
        "I didn't realize Little Katie Communist of the NBC Today Show knew how to hack a website.  Finally something impressive from the little wimp"  [responding to news that USA Today's website had been hacked and that the hackers were mocking President George W. Bush's Christianity] (07/12/2002)
        "COMMUNISM ― it's simple NBC = Nothing but communism".  (04/19/2004)
        "Susan Estrogen ― even the voice grates.  But then with supporters like her and Ted Kennedy, who needs enemies.  Let Susan Blah blah screatch ― only Chrissy Matthews whines better".  (04/13/2004)